The Princess and the CRAZY FROG.

This is one of my crazy stories i spun in 5 seconds on demand......... i was given the characters...

Once upon a time in the land of mushrooms lived a great great king, who had a wonderful lil princess named blossoms.Blossoms had everything in the world she wanted,except friends to play with.Tired of the maids n daasis she often would wander into the gardens.
One such lovely evening as the princess was playin near the pondin their garden,she saw Friggy!!!!!..a crazy lil frog without underwear!!!
blossoms : "aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
friggy : "what??!!!!!??"
blossoms : "u arrogant lil frog..where are your jockeys??"
friggy : "err..are'nt u worried about how a frog could speak??"
blossoms : "yyyeeeeaaa....how can a frog speak?im NOT speakin to an ugly frog who does not wear his underwear"
friggy : "err..okies..bye!!:)"and friggy disappears.Blossoms gets very angry at his arrogance and runs to the king."pahpaah!!! there is an ugly lil arrogant frog in our kingdom.Throw him out puhleeezee pahpaah!!".The king ent his men in search of that frog who troubled his angel..but in vain.His men came back disappointing the king and his princess.She would walk around the garden waiting for friggy to appear as secretly she had developed a liking for friggy.Days rolled by n friggy did not come again.Soon she forgot everything and got busy with her life.
Another such lovely evening, as the princess was strollin in her garden,she said aloud "wish i could meet that frog again.." n she heard a voice : "are you sure you want to see me??blossoms : "aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!who is this??"
friggy : "oho.. tum cheekhti bahot ho.its me friggy.you sent your guards to catch me"
blossoms : "i wanna talk to you once..no guards around"friggy appears from somewhere.
blossoms : "HOW DARE YOU!!!!why on earth dont you wear your jocks?u offend me."
Friggy : "pardon me oh princess,but i live in this pond which happens to be in your kingdom.im not your slave.:)"
blossoms : "YOU!!!!!!!..i will not kiss n turn you into a handsome prince..u may stay that way..an ugly frog all your life!"
friggy : "oh..that?? haha.. that used to happen at my greatgrandfathers' times..it does not work that way anymore."
blossoms : "fine.. im not ever talkin to u"
friggy : "ok.. bye!!:)"and friggy went away.Now the princess was so upset that she got the pond dried and felt happy with her achievement.Years later..now blossoms had grown up,n the king was looking for suitable alliances for her.It sure was tough to win her hand as it involved 4 tasks of battling the tigers,then the crocodiles, then the wild beasts n then the royal chess players.Every prince that came by,ran away for his life.
One fine day,a handsome young talented prince came by,n expressed his interest in marrying the princess.He was so brave and intelligent that he came out a winner very easily at every stage.The king was soooper impressed n immediately said "YES":)
The princess was watchin all of this from her chamber n announced on her royal mic." papaah.. i would like to meet this young man".
Before the king could say anything, the prince said "exactly the moment i've been waiting for."As the prince walked into her chamber,there was a screen in front,n he could not see beyond that screen.The princess was in her royal bath,with her maids helping.
princess : "why do you so badly want to marry me?"
prince : "because i have fallen in love with you..you gave me this life".Blossoms is all confused...before she could say anything,
prince : "by the way,...its nice to see YOU in water for a change...;)"and the prince went away.The princess was shocked.
Later as she lay in her bed at night,she kept thinking about that prince..."how dare he... how could he come in and speak like that... he irritated me just like...justlike...that stupid frog!!!!" Thud!!!!...n the prince entered through the window
blossoms : "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
prince : "ohooo.... why do you ALWAYS scream so much???"
blossoms : "how dare uuuuuu!!!!!
prince : "are you not worried about how i climbed this castle?it was such a task scaling the walls .. but i did it for you only for you!"
S....I....L....E....N....C....E....!!!!
blossoms : "no this cant be true"
the prince was smiling..
blossoms : "no.. this really cnt be true... i did not kiss you"
prince : " oh i told you...it din't work that way anymore...:)"They kept looking at each other..The prince then went down on his knees n said "blossoms.. i love you.. very much..much more than you can imagine.will you marry me??"And the princess had tears in her eyes..she was touched like never before.She went straight into his arms and said "you truly are my prince!!"They lived happily ever after.:)

boy... was i glad i put an end to this crazy thing i started!!!! hahahahahahah